An Open Letter to Kid Rock
Posted by Jonny O on October 23, 2007
Look Bob, I get it. You are an “American badass”. You “Don’t give a fuck what people say” about you. you “appear to think personal hygiene isn’t for everyone”. But c’mon man, fighting in the parking lot of a Waffle House? I’m not saying I never fought in the parking lot of a Waffle House. I’m not saying it didn’t happen more than once, I am from Louisiana after all, but kids look up to you Bob. The nations children turn to you for guidance and inspiration every day. You are the picture of what can come of hard work, self determination, and strong moral fiber. You’re the American Dream, man! I can look past the Tommy Lee fight a few weeks back. I would probably hit him with a stick too if given the chance. I’m not too sure if I can jive with the fact you two were fighting over Pamela Anderson, but I’m willing to overlook that considering you kicked his ass. Don’t even get me started on what you should do to Rick Saloman. First he takes Paris and now Pamela? The guy has it out for you and I think something should be done. But seriously, a Waffle House? At least IHOP has a LITTLE more class. Waffle House is like IHOP with an accent! Take it to a Cracker Barrel or something dude, anywhere but a Waffle House. Do it for the kids.
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