Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, F*@# it
Posted by Jonny O on October 27, 2007
What exactly did Britney Spears mean when she screamed this to an “Extra” reporter while leaving her custody hearing Friday in tears? I just can’t figure it out, but I am quite dim. Britney on the other hand is a cunning linguist who’s poetic vernacular cannot be matched. Just listen to “Gimme More” and you will understand what I mean. Lets take a minute to explore the subtle, underlying meanings of this quote. I have derived from this a list of what I believe Miss Spears could have been referring to.
1. she is promoting the title of her next single.
2. thinking she was being questioned on her recent weight gain, she misheard the reporters question to be “What do you like to do with ham?”
3. She is explaining the reason why in a single week she lost the right to even VISIT alone with her kids, had a court appointed parenting counselor say she isn’t just a bad mother but a terrible person, ran over two photographers, declared that she takes the stimulant Provigil…alot, has a “highly anticipated” album whos projected chart placement is so low it will make a dent when it hits the bottom, and got the WORST collagen lip injections in the history of collagen injections.
4. She is trying to interject a new slang term into modern pop culture to replace “hit it and quit it”.
5. She thought Cartman was on to something good in the tourettes episode of South Park and is seeing just how far she can go.
One thing we can all agree on is that Britney is much smarter than all of us. If I were to guess I would say she has been reading alot of E.E. Cummings lately and that is what inspired this genius quote. If anything she is making Louisiana schools look better, I’m sure her extreme intelligence is due to a superior early education. I think that is why she shaved her head come to think of it, her brain has to get hot doing all of that work.
