PUBLICITY STUNTS, FTW!
Posted by Jonny O on February 26, 2008
People always ask me, “Jonny O, is there any female in hollywood that you DON’T have a crush on?” and I can always say without a shadow of a doubt there are two. Conveniently, they are easy to spot because as of this weekend they are both dating Madden Brothers. Benji (the ugly and less talented of the two, if you can believe that someone can be uglier and less talented than Joel) went public this weekend with his new squeeze, Paris Hilton. Keep in mind, Joel was engaged to Date Movie’s Australian hottie Sophie Monk until roughly 18 or 20 minutes ago. He kind of made a fool of her with the whole thing considering Monk ripped on Hilton in the movie and now he seems to be punishing himself by forcing his body to have sex with Paris’ diseased nether regions. It would just seem easier for him to go and stick his wang in that box at the doctor’s office with the biohazard sticker where they put all the used syringes. And as an added bonus, the box is hotter! ZING!!!
What has me more concerned is this; if Paris and Benji go on a double date with Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden will it cause a giant black hole of suck? More so, should we as concerned citizens allow that many stupid people to gather in one place without supervision? I think we should at least require them to wear helmets and their names pinned to their shirts.
