Not so fast, Orlando Bloom
Posted by Jonny O on February 28, 2008
I spoke last week about Orlando Bloom dating superhottie supermodel Miranda Kerr. This week its a different story, though. Star Magazine has some dirt on Orlando that is going to keep their relationship from moving forward. And by dirt I don’t mean gossip, I mean stained underwear.
From Star:
“Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often.” When he’s not working on a film, the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 31, “goes days without washing his clothes,” adds the source. “He’ll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks. It doesn’t help that he sleeps with his dog, Sidi, and lets her slobber all over him.”
The article goes on to say that Orlando is upset with Miranda’s demands and doesn’t think the relationship will last. This just keeps getting better. Battle Orlando vs. Jonny O just took a decisive turn. Sure, he has money and boyish looks, but he also has a stupid mustache and BO, so I think it kind of cancels out leaving me in the lead with above average pickup lines and a reputation for pleasin’ the ladies. You know who you are, ladies.
