Tony Romo strikes again!
Posted by Jonny O on March 4, 2008
FACT: One third of these guys have done Jessica Simpson.
John Mayer and Friends were honored last night by Cosmo for being “Fun Fearless Males”. “I guess you date Jessica Simpson and that makes you fearless.” I had to put quotes around that last sentence because I didn’t say it. I wish I did because its really funny, but I didn’t. Tony Romo did. About his girlfriend. Again.
I love that he subtly called her a whore. He should become a gossip blogger, because he has a knack for making fun of celebrities. I think he is trying to get her to dump him or something. Its like “How to loose a girl in 10 days”. The next step is to call Nick Lachey to figure out what the hell he had to do to get her to leave…
Tony: Nick, its Tony Romo. Listen bro, I need some help.
Nick: Sure man, do you need a hookup for HGH?
Tony: No, no, no. Its Jessica. She won’t leave. How did you do it?
Nick: Tony, you had better sit down, this is gonna take a while…
