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Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton tricked us all. Sort of…

Posted by Jonny O on March 7, 2008

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We’ve been punk’d. You too, you are included in the “we” of which I speak. USA Today revealed yesterday that Paris’ spiritual journey was all part of Ashton Kutcher’s Grand Plan to trick the paparazzi and blogging world and it worked. Kind of. I mean, it wasn’t that great of a punk. To be honest I still think Paris is the one that got punk’d. She had to waste a Saturday night hanging out with some old hairy dude, She looked like a hypocritical asshole for doing it, she had to give a piece of her jewelry to a stranger, and almost a week later they come out with this weak story about how it was for a show for E!. Not just any show, an Ashton Kutcher show.

From USA Todays website:

And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk’d, the joke’s on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk’d producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).

Pop Fiction, an eight-episode series, is a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. It’s made with the eager help of stars, who were the laughing stocks of Kutcher’s former MTV show. This time the shoe’s on the other foot, and the series has been kept so tightly under wraps that E!’s own website fell victim to the Hilton hoax and other planted stories that producers won’t yet divulge.

I just don’t feel that…punky. It isn’t like Ashton jumped out from behind a plant to rub my face in it only so I can have the same ” Who the fuck is he? Is that the kid from ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’?” reaction that every famous person he pranked had. Keep trying, guy. You’ll get there.

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