Posted by Jonny O on March 4, 2008
FACT: One third of these guys have done Jessica Simpson.
John Mayer and Friends were honored last night by Cosmo for being “Fun Fearless Males”. “I guess you date Jessica Simpson and that makes you fearless.” I had to put quotes around that last sentence because I didn’t say it. I wish I did because its really funny, but I didn’t. Tony Romo did. About his girlfriend. Again.
I love that he subtly called her a whore. He should become a gossip blogger, because he has a knack for making fun of celebrities. I think he is trying to get her to dump him or something. Its like “How to loose a girl in 10 days”. The next step is to call Nick Lachey to figure out what the hell he had to do to get her to leave…
Tony: Nick, its Tony Romo. Listen bro, I need some help.
Nick: Sure man, do you need a hookup for HGH?
Tony: No, no, no. Its Jessica. She won’t leave. How did you do it?
Nick: Tony, you had better sit down, this is gonna take a while…
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Posted by Jonny O on March 4, 2008
I wish it were possible to attach a sound file to my blogs. I would love to have a big booming voice that sounds like its in a gigantic cave say “EPIIIIIIIC FAAAAAAAAAIL” when you click on this. Paris Hilton, who apparently has been left without supervision again, pranced about Saturday with a Buddhist monk who she said was her spiritual adviser. The Daily Mail explains:
The hotel-heiress has been attempting change her party-girl image and it looks as if the ageing monk is giving her a helping hand.
Paris and her “guru” sat down to read a book called “The Path to the Painted Shaman” and the Hollwood celebrity appeared to be listening intently to what he had to say.
The monk also persuaded Paris to give away a piece of diamond jewelry as they wandered the streets together.
That isn’t the epic fail though. The epic fail is that TMZ figured out who her monk was. He is a hired actor. She planned this whole thing to improve her public image. This comes, of course, the weekend after she appeared on stage in Vegas and rolled around in her underwear in a giant champagne glass about as seductively as your Aunt Myrtle. The hired actor isn’t even some acting school drop out that poses for Sears catalogs, He has been in Pirates of the Caribbean and My Name is Earl. Maybe you’ve heard of them. Here is his Myspace too. If this guy is a monk I’m Queen Mary.
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