George Clooney is a private dick

George Clooney has launched a full scale investigation into who prank called him to tell him to break up with Sarah Larson. Larson has been taken for a ride for the last two weeks with pictures showing up of her being a skank and her ex boyfriend letting it out about their sex romps in the woods. To be honest with you, I am tired of writing about these two so click the links if you are interested. I took two weeks off and I come back and I’m still writing about an old man dating a chick who is young enough to be his daughter.  I am plum out of Clooney jokes. Do you know how depressing that is? OK, the pictures of her whoring it up were kind of a pick me up.