Jimmy Fallon is gainfully employed again
Posted by Jonny O on April 25, 2008
Much to my dismay, Jimmy Fallon has been named the next host of NBC’s Late Night, replacing Conan O’Brien who is moving up to take over for Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. I’m pissed. First of all, I thought Jimmy Fallon was dead. I was sure of it. The last thing the guy did was a movie about a taxi cab with Queen Latifah. Dead. Secondly, Couldn’t they have got someone that was funny? Remember, Jimmy Fallon is so not funny that he had to leave SNL. I have house plants that do funnier things than Jimmy Fallon. And they don’t laugh at themselves maniacally after they do them. The only person who thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny is Jimmy Fallon. I’m going to miss hearing, “Hey, did you see Conan last night?” because he is an awkwardly tall carrot topped pasty Irish man named Conan. He was designed for comedy. I want this to be known, anyone that asks me if I saw Jimmy Fallon last night is getting punched in the weiner, and that’s a fact.
Tags: JimmyFallon, why God, Conan O’brien
Rachel said
I like Jimmy Fallon. He was in Fever Pitch. I don’t see YOU hosting any nationally televised shows.
Your blog may be national, but anyone is allowed on the internet these days, it seems.
: P