"Can He Really Say That?" is a blog dedicated to bringing you the latest in celeb gossip and making fun of it so you don't have to. CHRST is an extention of the (now defunct) "Lenny and Jonny Show", only on the BIRN.
Lenny and I struck a deal with Brad Pitt's($1) publicist that every time we mention Brad Pitt's($1) name on "The Lenny and Jonny Show" or "Can He Really Say That?" we would get a dollar. So far we have used it to buy 37 pizzas, 7 disposable cell phones, a really rad black light poster of a tiger, and $62 worth of iTunes downloads.
I hear Heidi Montag is from MTV’s The Hills. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never seen it. Because I’m smart. I do know she is on every celeb blog known to man for being blonde (which appears to be the requirements to be in a swimsuit-centric blog these days) and she recently put her uber star power to use by backing John McCain in the presidential election. There’s only one problem, she isn’t registered to vote. Radar Online made the discovery:
At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named “Heidi Montag” exists in the database of registered voters. A Lexis search confirmed that Montag isn’t registered anywhere else in Colorado, either. (Her rep could not immediately confirm Heidi’s voter status).
I can see it now, MTV is going to subject their viewer (that’s not a typo, it’s a burn) to a hastily produced special where they follow Heidi through the voter registration process and then show her voting with some really airy, triumphant music playing in the background when she comes out talking about how she feels like she is making the nation a better place by doing her part. It will fade to black and have a little caption that says “Heidi has gone on to vote for 3 councilmen, a judge, and two county representatives.” Oooh, they can start the episode off with her getting a call from Puff Daddy (or whatever we are supposed to call him now) saying that if she doesn’t vote, he’ll kill her. It will be called “True Life: I’m being hunted by Diddy”.
I’m not the kind of guy to spread rumors, oh no. I wouldn’t say something unless it was a cold hard fact. But as Lance from filmdrunk.com says, there are question marks in the title and that only can mean one thing; SPECULATION TIME! Apparently Lenny has been talking to The Powers That Be at the radio station and you might be able to expect the triumphant return of “The Lenny and Jonny Show” come May. Who knows if this is true, you know how those famous and sexy radio guys lie.
I am out of town on “day job” stuff for the next week, so if you need your celebrity gossip fix just go to all the sites that I plagiarize from. I should be returning to regular posting by the 25th or so. Hang in there, I’ll be back.
I’m gonna regret doing this. I wasn’t even going to comment on it because everyone else is, but I have to support JT who is catching flack after some bloggers and writers, namely PopSugar, got all pissy about his induction speech for Madonna last night. JT went all Tony Romo on Britney Spears with his “roast” of Madonna in a way that makes me like him a little more. Don’t get me wrong, I still think he tossed the collective salads of Michael Jackson and Timbaland to get where he is, but he publicly makes fun of Madonna and Britney Spears and I can respect that. Plus “LoveStoned/I Think She Knows” gets stuck in my head every time I hear it. Give me a break, I’m not made of stone.
She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience” Timberlake said. “Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”…Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.” [source]
I’m surprised PopSugar would shake their finger in shame at Timberlake, they are usually too busy kissing the asses of people that every other blog in the world is mocking. That is why we’re here. They pay people to kiss their ass and its our job to counter that. Checks and balances, its what keeps this country great.
Madonna must have really been excited when she was inducted in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night, because she completely forgot to fake a British accent. And she called the crowd “motherfuckers” as soon as she got on stage. How rock and roll of her. In her long and illustrious career Madonna has proved that being a mediocre singer and dancer, leeching off of good producers, and stealing Michael Jackson’s manager can get you places. She went on to talk about doing drugs in the 80’s (racy!) and had Iggy Pop do her performance for her.
Also inducted that night was heartland rocker John Melloncamp and singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen who wrote that song “Halleiluah” that you secretly like even though you thought Jeff Buckley wrote it. The Ventures and The Dave Clark Five were also inducted, although, to the best of my knowledge, none of them called anybody a motherfucker.
There was a rumor that if the writers strike ended television would get good again. Nobody told E! it seems, who rolled out Ashton Kutchers “Pop Fiction” last Sunday. The premier episode was Avril Lavigne wearing a prosthetic “baby bump” around LA to see if photographers would notice.
Here is a clip from the show…
The object of the show, for those who don’t know, is to get celebrities who think they are far more important than they actually are to partake in “pranks” to trick the paparazzi and celebrity media/blog world, thus making them realize how stupid their actions are. This did, in fact, succeed in having an affect on me as a celebrity blogger. I now think Avril Lavigne should have her tubes tied. I again just don’t feel very punk’d. A married woman might be pregnant, eh? How outlandish, how risque!
The best part of the show is all the big talk about how awesome its going to be until they pull up to where she has to get out and she almost chickens out because she is afraid all the people will think she’s fat. Well, maybe the best part of the show is the fact that nobody thought she looked pregnant. Yeah, thats the best.
Brad Pitt($1) is certainly looking very Barefoot in the Park in these pics from Saturday nights Independent Spirit Awards where Jolie finally proved she is pregnant. There had been a lot of speculation about whether she was or not, but it is now confirmed (because TMZ said so!) that she is indeed having another blood child to ignore because it came from her womb and not a third world country. That makes me think Angelina’s womb must be pretty nicely outfitted since she said Shiloh gets left out sometimes because she comes from somewhere more privileged than the adopted children. I wonder if it is expensive to rent in the off season?
Brad($.50) and Angelina also ditched a pre-Oscar event that they were supposed to co-host with his psycho stalker ex former mate Jennifer Anniston who this weekend made herself seem even more crazy by having her eggs frozen. Keep in mind Anniston is 39 years old, at this point she doesn’t have a biological clock, she has a freaking time bomb.
To all of the fans of the Lenny and Jonny Show, thank you for two years of dedicated listening and support. You helped make the show one of the most popular on the station and I got to make lots of great friends with some of our fantastic listeners (I’m talking to you. Yes! YOU!) that would IM in to us during the show and talk about celebrity gossip among many topics with us.
I am sad to say you will no longer be hearing the Lenny and Jonny Show on The BIRN. We had a good run, but The Powers That Be have reformatted the time to a Caribbean Reggae show. I know, I know. Don’t get me started.
Apparently people expect a certain level of chivalry from a mullet clad bounty hunter named Dog. Duane Chapman was caught on tape, which was then given to The National Enquirer, having an 11 minute tirade directed towards his son because his girlfriend is…..how do I say this…….umm…….geez…..she is black. Dog put it more eloquently than I did. Here, have a read from the smut rag.
In a shocking world exclusive The ENQUIRER has obtained tapes of two revolting phone conversations in which Duane “Dog” Chapman unleashes a filthy bigoted attack, littered with the N-word and other disgusting racial insults.
The star of the A&E reality show Dog, The Bounty Hunter directed his racist hatred at his son Tucker’s girlfriend Monique Shinnery, who is black.
You can hear the tape HERE, but just so you know, there are some serious N-bombs being dropped there. Seriously, he says it so much that by the end the word looses all meaning. Even I was offended after a point. That takes alot, people. To make matters worse, A&E stopped production of the show until an investigation is conducted.And to be outed by the Enquirer, he is all kinds of screwed. Those people would bury their own children if it made a good story. TMZ photographers are like Linda McCartney compared to the scumbags at the Enquirer. The only way this guy could be more screwed is if he walked into a house to make an arrest and Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator was sitting at the kitchen table with a camera crew and a clip board. “Sit down Duane. Sit down. Just sit down. Why are you here at an african american’s house, Duane? The NAACP and Al Sharpton are wating outside Duane.”
